Well the scariest time of year is amost here. Halloween is this Sunday. Time to stock up on candy, get decorations, and a costume if you like Halloween. If you don't like Halloween (like me [imaginary audience gasps]) then it is time to hide in the dark in your house so little brats don't ring your doorbell asking for candy, or book a vacation somewhere far away.
Thankfully this year I have a wedding to go to on Halloween weekend, so, yeah I don't have to get fat off of candy, look ridiculous in a costume, or give out candy to grabby little kids. Ugh.
Monday, October 25, 2010
Friday, October 8, 2010
Cow Eye
Today in science we had to dissect a cow eye. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Gross. Ick. Yuck. How many disgusted words can you come up with? Huh? Huh, punk? (gets closer to the screen as I say that) Sorry. Got a little excited there.
Yeah, anyway......the cow eye was so gross. The liquid inside was icky, and so was the jelly stuff. TMI. I know right. Teenage moment. Shyah. Sorry again.(Hits hand to make sure I don't do it again)
One of my friends wrote this really depressing story about a cow whos mom got taken away, and killed. It was so depressing I started crying. When I was dissecting the eye I got so sad when I thought about the little orphan cow. (eyes begin to tear up) Hold your self together. (takes a deep breath) There all better. Better finish before I start bawling. So when you have to dissect any part of an animal don't think about an orphan whos mommy your dissecting. Sorry to plant that image in your head. Now don't you just want to go hug a cow? 'Cause I do. Well bye I'm going to go hug a big brown cow now.
Yeah, anyway......the cow eye was so gross. The liquid inside was icky, and so was the jelly stuff. TMI. I know right. Teenage moment. Shyah. Sorry again.(Hits hand to make sure I don't do it again)
One of my friends wrote this really depressing story about a cow whos mom got taken away, and killed. It was so depressing I started crying. When I was dissecting the eye I got so sad when I thought about the little orphan cow. (eyes begin to tear up) Hold your self together. (takes a deep breath) There all better. Better finish before I start bawling. So when you have to dissect any part of an animal don't think about an orphan whos mommy your dissecting. Sorry to plant that image in your head. Now don't you just want to go hug a cow? 'Cause I do. Well bye I'm going to go hug a big brown cow now.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
October
October is know as the month that has Halloween in it. Yeah ok people don't really call it that but i'm tired and coulnd't think of anything else. For all you people out there who love Halloween good for you. I hate it (imaginary audience gasps) there I said it go ahead and pumell me to a crisp. I don't care. This is America where we are free to express our feelings. Ha got you there didn't I.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Book Beginnings
I have always had a passion for writing, and have always dreamed of writing a book. Just lately I have come up with the best idea ever after scraping my brain tissue for ideas. To this I say Huzzah!
Now no spoilers so I won't tell what my book is about, but I will tell that writing a book is alot harder than it seems. With some help from my English teacher's assignment today I was able to create an excerpt from my book.
No I will not let you see it, you'll just have to wait until it is published.
I will let out that it is called "The Town", and before you ask, no it has nothing to with the movie that came out a couple of weeks ago. So don't ask.
Wish me luck, and be sure to buy my book when it comes to a Barnes and Noble near you.
Now no spoilers so I won't tell what my book is about, but I will tell that writing a book is alot harder than it seems. With some help from my English teacher's assignment today I was able to create an excerpt from my book.
No I will not let you see it, you'll just have to wait until it is published.
I will let out that it is called "The Town", and before you ask, no it has nothing to with the movie that came out a couple of weeks ago. So don't ask.
Wish me luck, and be sure to buy my book when it comes to a Barnes and Noble near you.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Life's Questions
Have you ever thought about all those unanswered questions of life. Like if one sinchronized swimmer started to drown would the others drown too? Or how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Or what is the meaning of life?
Well the last one has already been answered. The meaning of life is 42. If any you have the answer to any these question let it out. Tell the world. We all want to know.
Well the last one has already been answered. The meaning of life is 42. If any you have the answer to any these question let it out. Tell the world. We all want to know.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
More Birthdays
September is like the month that everybody decided to have a baby. Alot of people I know have birthdays this month. So everybody join me once again...1...2...3...
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, All the world is in despair, People dying everywhere, and you had to go and have, a Happy Birthday......
What? You people still aren't singing that version of Happy Birthday? I thought I was a trend setter.
Maybe by my birthday this version will be popular. Or not...so maybe next time I'll sing the boring version. Even though I don't want to. Come on people sing my version of "Happy Birthday" and maybe then I won't have to endure the pain of being normal.
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, All the world is in despair, People dying everywhere, and you had to go and have, a Happy Birthday......
What? You people still aren't singing that version of Happy Birthday? I thought I was a trend setter.
Maybe by my birthday this version will be popular. Or not...so maybe next time I'll sing the boring version. Even though I don't want to. Come on people sing my version of "Happy Birthday" and maybe then I won't have to endure the pain of being normal.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Mocking Jay
A week ago today, the final book of the "Hunger Games" trilogy, "Mocking Jay" came out. The "Hunger Games" series is the one of the most amzing book series ever.
If you haven't read it yet, go pray for forgivness and then pick up the book and read. Now, do it. What are you still here for? Shouldn't you be reading "The Hunger Games"? You're still here? Go to the library. Now!
Sorry for that rant I just love those books.
If you haven't read it yet, go pray for forgivness and then pick up the book and read. Now, do it. What are you still here for? Shouldn't you be reading "The Hunger Games"? You're still here? Go to the library. Now!
Sorry for that rant I just love those books.
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