Best Christmas Ever!!!!

This year I had the best Christmas ever. As the title of this post indicated. Would you like to hear why I had a great Christmas? I geuss you would, but be warned you will expierence jealousy brought on by how awesome my Christmas was. If you don't want to expierence this sensation then look away now!
The weekend before Christmas my family went to Universal Studios. There we went to Harry Potter World, and I got to live my dream of going to Hogsmeade and Hogwarts.
For Christmas I got a Nerf Gun, jewlery, and many other amazing gifts. Christmas night it started to snow, and I got my first white Christmas!
Now aren't you jealous? I told you didn't I? I was right. I warned you, and now you know to take my warnings seriously right? Good.

Halloween

Well the scariest time of year is amost here. Halloween is this Sunday. Time to stock up on candy, get decorations, and a costume if you like Halloween. If you don't like Halloween (like me [imaginary audience gasps]) then it is time to hide in the dark in your house so little brats don't ring your doorbell asking for candy, or book a vacation somewhere far away.
Thankfully this year I have a wedding to go to on Halloween weekend, so, yeah I don't have to get fat off of candy, look ridiculous in a costume, or give out candy to grabby little kids. Ugh.

Cow Eye

Today in science we had to dissect a cow eye. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Gross. Ick. Yuck. How many disgusted words can you come up with? Huh? Huh, punk? (gets closer to the screen as I say that) Sorry. Got a little excited there.
Yeah, anyway......the cow eye was so gross. The liquid inside was icky, and so was the jelly stuff. TMI. I know right. Teenage moment. Shyah. Sorry again.(Hits hand to make sure I don't do it again)
One of my friends wrote this really depressing story about a cow whos mom got taken away, and killed. It was so depressing I started crying. When I was dissecting the eye I got so sad when I thought about the little orphan cow. (eyes begin to tear up) Hold your self together. (takes a deep breath) There all better. Better finish before I start bawling. So when you have to dissect any part of an animal don't think about an orphan whos mommy your dissecting. Sorry to plant that image in your head. Now don't you just want to go hug a cow? 'Cause I do. Well bye I'm going to go hug a big brown cow now.

October

October is know as the month that has Halloween in it. Yeah ok people don't really call it that but i'm tired and coulnd't think of anything else. For all you people out there who love Halloween good for you. I hate it (imaginary audience gasps) there I said it go ahead and pumell me to a crisp. I don't care. This is America where we are free to express our feelings. Ha got you there didn't I.

Book Beginnings

I have always had a passion for writing, and have always dreamed of writing a book. Just lately I have come up with the best idea ever after scraping my brain tissue for ideas. To this I say Huzzah!
Now no spoilers so I won't tell what my book is about, but I will tell that writing a book is alot harder than it seems. With some help from my English teacher's assignment today I was able to create an excerpt from my book.
No I will not let you see it, you'll just have to wait until it is published.
I will let out that it is called "The Town", and before you ask, no it has nothing to with the movie that came out a couple of weeks ago. So don't ask.
Wish me luck, and be sure to buy my book when it comes to a Barnes and Noble near you.

Life's Questions

Have you ever thought about all those unanswered questions of life. Like if one sinchronized swimmer started to drown would the others drown too? Or how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Or what is the meaning of life?
Well the last one has already been answered. The meaning of life is 42. If any you have the answer to any these question let it out. Tell the world. We all want to know.

More Birthdays

September is like the month that everybody decided to have a baby. Alot of people I know have birthdays this month. So everybody join me once again...1...2...3...
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, All the world is in despair, People dying everywhere, and you had to go and have, a Happy Birthday......
What? You people still aren't singing that version of Happy Birthday? I thought I was a trend setter.
Maybe by my birthday this version will be popular. Or not...so maybe next time I'll sing the boring version. Even though I don't want to. Come on people sing my version of "Happy Birthday" and maybe then I won't have to endure the pain of being normal.

Mocking Jay

A week ago today, the final book of the "Hunger Games" trilogy, "Mocking Jay" came out. The "Hunger Games" series is the one of the most amzing book series ever.
If you haven't read it yet, go pray for forgivness and then pick up the book and read. Now, do it. What are you still here for? Shouldn't you be reading "The Hunger Games"? You're still here? Go to the library. Now!
Sorry for that rant I just love those books.

School's Back

Well as you all know school is back in session. So put down your party hats and get out your study caps. A shout out to all you nerds out there this is your time to shine.
Now me I kind of enjoy school, its fun and I get to see all my friends so that makes me happy. Don't want to take up to much of your time so I'll let you get back to studying beacause I know how much the kids of America love to study.

my B-day

Had my b-day the other day. It was awesome. Me and my friends went to a cupcake place and we decorated cupcakes. Then two of my friends the spent the night at my house.
so everyone sing with me...1...2...3...
happy birthday, happy birthday, all the world is in despair, people dying everywhere, and you had to go and have..a.. happy birthday
wait that isn't the normal song you sing? Oh well.

Peep Distruction

Have you ever put peeps in the microwave? Well if you haven't then try it, it is awesome.
Put the peep in the microwave for 30-45 seconds and it should become large and funny looking.
This is my favorite past time of mine during Easter. So if you would like to take part in this sport buy peeps and follow the instructions above. Have fun.

I Hate Being Sick

I know everyone always says "I hate being sick. Its horrible" etc., but i truly hate being sick. I like to breath through both nostrols, eat any tipe of food i like, and most of all i hate having to take icky tasting medicine every 4 hours. I hate being sick so much.

Nature

I just adore nature. The beautiful landscapes, dogs taking a crap, calming streams, and best of all being out in the middle of it all..... hmmmm now that i think about it some of those aren't that great. Oh well at least they're true.

School fun

The other day my chorus teacher played an awesome techno song. We danced and made a conga line. It was so cool.
Comment on anything you teachers have done in class that was so fun that you laughed so hard you about peed your pants.

Picture Day

Today was the semi-annual day of humilation, Picture Day,...bump..bump..bummmmm. (dramatic-like) I don't picture well to begin with so when a school hires a low budget photograghy company to take our yearbook pictures the end product is hideous. :(
This year was extra special. On the original day for pictures we got out of school early because of snow. Yeah snow*, but we didn't take pictures that day so me trying to look pretty was a waste of my not so precious time.
Today was the make-up day so i rebeautified myself and sucked in my gut for another horrible school picture. Wish me luck on the day we get our pictures back.

* There was one good thing about the snow. When you stood out in it for awhile, and you then looked at your sleeves you could see pretty, clear crystals. They were amzing.

More of me

Yesterday i told you that my mom was the influence for this blog. Amzingly she isn't the only interesting thing in my life. Somedays i might post about school or my animals or even my friends. If nothing interesting happens one day (unlikely) i'll post some of my favorite things.
Another thing is i will use bigger words that some people might not know. When i use these words (they're called Hot Words) i'll be sure and highlight them so you unintelligent people (JK) can dictionary.com them. :.)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, help

We are making dinner and of course my mother goes bizzark. She's rocking on the oven door talking in a weird voice, being mad at the dog for many things,and singing weird things. She even scared herself and admitted that she needs friends or something, IDK.
What a fun life.

My mother freaks me out

Well, my mom is like me. Unfortunate for me. She makes up weird songs, sings bad to songs, and is just plain weird. Sometimes i play along with her but sometimes she goes to far.
The reason i'm here boring you with my stupid stories is ...... drum roll please ...... my mom. She knows i'm a good writer and thinks this blog might take off and pay for various needs. Like braces ( i don't think i need them)*, and her sports car. And so i become famous. The usual. She also thinks the world needs to know how funny we are.
So, let me introduce myself. I'm just a normal kid in a podunk town (its boring) living with my, as you know weird but fun mother, my dad, and our cute cat and dumb dog. There, you know my story and know a little about me. How do you think i'm doing?

Here is a snip it of the weird. When i asked my mom a question, today, instead of answering in English, she burped the loudest, nastiest burp ever. We then proceded to laugh until we both about peed our pants. Then she started singing opera. Yeah how fun is that?
Bye, i'll post more of my life later. peace out.

* I'm lying, yeah thats not what but oh well gotta go outside the box sometimes