Peep Distruction

Have you ever put peeps in the microwave? Well if you haven't then try it, it is awesome.
Put the peep in the microwave for 30-45 seconds and it should become large and funny looking.
This is my favorite past time of mine during Easter. So if you would like to take part in this sport buy peeps and follow the instructions above. Have fun.

I Hate Being Sick

I know everyone always says "I hate being sick. Its horrible" etc., but i truly hate being sick. I like to breath through both nostrols, eat any tipe of food i like, and most of all i hate having to take icky tasting medicine every 4 hours. I hate being sick so much.

Nature

I just adore nature. The beautiful landscapes, dogs taking a crap, calming streams, and best of all being out in the middle of it all..... hmmmm now that i think about it some of those aren't that great. Oh well at least they're true.

School fun

The other day my chorus teacher played an awesome techno song. We danced and made a conga line. It was so cool.
Comment on anything you teachers have done in class that was so fun that you laughed so hard you about peed your pants.

Picture Day

Today was the semi-annual day of humilation, Picture Day,...bump..bump..bummmmm. (dramatic-like) I don't picture well to begin with so when a school hires a low budget photograghy company to take our yearbook pictures the end product is hideous. :(
This year was extra special. On the original day for pictures we got out of school early because of snow. Yeah snow*, but we didn't take pictures that day so me trying to look pretty was a waste of my not so precious time.
Today was the make-up day so i rebeautified myself and sucked in my gut for another horrible school picture. Wish me luck on the day we get our pictures back.

* There was one good thing about the snow. When you stood out in it for awhile, and you then looked at your sleeves you could see pretty, clear crystals. They were amzing.

More of me

Yesterday i told you that my mom was the influence for this blog. Amzingly she isn't the only interesting thing in my life. Somedays i might post about school or my animals or even my friends. If nothing interesting happens one day (unlikely) i'll post some of my favorite things.
Another thing is i will use bigger words that some people might not know. When i use these words (they're called Hot Words) i'll be sure and highlight them so you unintelligent people (JK) can dictionary.com them. :.)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, help

We are making dinner and of course my mother goes bizzark. She's rocking on the oven door talking in a weird voice, being mad at the dog for many things,and singing weird things. She even scared herself and admitted that she needs friends or something, IDK.
What a fun life.

My mother freaks me out

Well, my mom is like me. Unfortunate for me. She makes up weird songs, sings bad to songs, and is just plain weird. Sometimes i play along with her but sometimes she goes to far.
The reason i'm here boring you with my stupid stories is ...... drum roll please ...... my mom. She knows i'm a good writer and thinks this blog might take off and pay for various needs. Like braces ( i don't think i need them)*, and her sports car. And so i become famous. The usual. She also thinks the world needs to know how funny we are.
So, let me introduce myself. I'm just a normal kid in a podunk town (its boring) living with my, as you know weird but fun mother, my dad, and our cute cat and dumb dog. There, you know my story and know a little about me. How do you think i'm doing?

Here is a snip it of the weird. When i asked my mom a question, today, instead of answering in English, she burped the loudest, nastiest burp ever. We then proceded to laugh until we both about peed our pants. Then she started singing opera. Yeah how fun is that?
Bye, i'll post more of my life later. peace out.

* I'm lying, yeah thats not what but oh well gotta go outside the box sometimes