Book Beginnings

I have always had a passion for writing, and have always dreamed of writing a book. Just lately I have come up with the best idea ever after scraping my brain tissue for ideas. To this I say Huzzah!
Now no spoilers so I won't tell what my book is about, but I will tell that writing a book is alot harder than it seems. With some help from my English teacher's assignment today I was able to create an excerpt from my book.
No I will not let you see it, you'll just have to wait until it is published.
I will let out that it is called "The Town", and before you ask, no it has nothing to with the movie that came out a couple of weeks ago. So don't ask.
Wish me luck, and be sure to buy my book when it comes to a Barnes and Noble near you.

Life's Questions

Have you ever thought about all those unanswered questions of life. Like if one sinchronized swimmer started to drown would the others drown too? Or how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Or what is the meaning of life?
Well the last one has already been answered. The meaning of life is 42. If any you have the answer to any these question let it out. Tell the world. We all want to know.

More Birthdays

September is like the month that everybody decided to have a baby. Alot of people I know have birthdays this month. So everybody join me once again...1...2...3...
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, All the world is in despair, People dying everywhere, and you had to go and have, a Happy Birthday......
What? You people still aren't singing that version of Happy Birthday? I thought I was a trend setter.
Maybe by my birthday this version will be popular. Or not...so maybe next time I'll sing the boring version. Even though I don't want to. Come on people sing my version of "Happy Birthday" and maybe then I won't have to endure the pain of being normal.