Halloween

Well the scariest time of year is amost here. Halloween is this Sunday. Time to stock up on candy, get decorations, and a costume if you like Halloween. If you don't like Halloween (like me [imaginary audience gasps]) then it is time to hide in the dark in your house so little brats don't ring your doorbell asking for candy, or book a vacation somewhere far away.
Thankfully this year I have a wedding to go to on Halloween weekend, so, yeah I don't have to get fat off of candy, look ridiculous in a costume, or give out candy to grabby little kids. Ugh.

Cow Eye

Today in science we had to dissect a cow eye. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Gross. Ick. Yuck. How many disgusted words can you come up with? Huh? Huh, punk? (gets closer to the screen as I say that) Sorry. Got a little excited there.
Yeah, anyway......the cow eye was so gross. The liquid inside was icky, and so was the jelly stuff. TMI. I know right. Teenage moment. Shyah. Sorry again.(Hits hand to make sure I don't do it again)
One of my friends wrote this really depressing story about a cow whos mom got taken away, and killed. It was so depressing I started crying. When I was dissecting the eye I got so sad when I thought about the little orphan cow. (eyes begin to tear up) Hold your self together. (takes a deep breath) There all better. Better finish before I start bawling. So when you have to dissect any part of an animal don't think about an orphan whos mommy your dissecting. Sorry to plant that image in your head. Now don't you just want to go hug a cow? 'Cause I do. Well bye I'm going to go hug a big brown cow now.

October

October is know as the month that has Halloween in it. Yeah ok people don't really call it that but i'm tired and coulnd't think of anything else. For all you people out there who love Halloween good for you. I hate it (imaginary audience gasps) there I said it go ahead and pumell me to a crisp. I don't care. This is America where we are free to express our feelings. Ha got you there didn't I.